Thursday, November 23, 2017

The Success of The Week of Respect!

October 20, 2017 by  
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While he may not have realized there was a Week of Respect, at least his question was phrased respectfully! I’d say that proves that kindness week had a successful effect on this student!

‘The Revenant’ Proves Serious Oscar Contender

January 25, 2016 by  
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Director Alejandro González Iñárritu’s followup to last year’s ‘Birdman’ may finally give lead actor Leonardo DiCaprio his long-awaited Oscar.

Tryouts To Be Held for Next Year’s Varsity Snow Shoveling Team

May 5, 2015 by  
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Do you have incredible strength? Namely, arms of pure steel?

Fight Ensues at MHS over a Prom Dress

April 29, 2015 by  
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The hashtag #promdress2k15 is making waves.

Chris Christie Has 80-Day “Out of State Record”– Plans to Break It

April 29, 2015 by  
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Chris Christie has big plans for the remainder of his term.

Morristown High School to Reintroduce Naptime

April 29, 2015 by  
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Naptime will help to supplement those not getting a full eight hours.

Of Mice and Security Men: Morristown Brings in Trained Cats to Solve Mouse Problem

April 14, 2015 by  
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Like any school, MHS has seen its share of mice running around the occasional classroom.

New Addition to Lack Basic Amenities

April 14, 2015 by  
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The MSD has opted to cut basic amenities from the forthcoming extension to MHS.

MHS teacher splurges on extravagant, yet “necessary” purchase

April 14, 2015 by  
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Why has gym teacher Mr. Bonardchuck bought an $17,000 gadget?

Morristown announces changes to AP opportunities

April 14, 2015 by  
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The past few months have been plagued with stress here at Morristown.

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